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[Most Recent Entries]
Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in
French Slut Latte's LiveJournal:
|Saturday, June 12th, 2004|
So...I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE!! things have gotten pushed back AGAIN!! the songs we were supposed to put up and the new website is still not there. I'm sorry. But there is a good reason!! not only did we get one new member, but we now have TWO new members of FRENCH SLUT LATTE!! everyone welcome Mr. Clit and Nasty Nat to our band. Now that we established this new band, we've all been hard at work, despite the fact that Wig Pants has been busy with her personal affairs. We should have all the new stuff I promised soon! Don't worry, even though things have been busy here for us...We've all still managed to find the time to slut ourselves around. You can believe that we invented orgies! Thank you all for being so patient!
Over and out-
|Saturday, March 27th, 2004|
|and you thought we were gone!!
So....its been a while. we've been doing things with our personal life....forgetting the most important thing in our lives....FRENCH SLUT LATTE. I'll tell you though CHECK THE WEBSITE IN THE UPCOMING WEEK and a HALF. we will FINALLY have the songs up that we promised, and we have a NEW MEMBER!! so look for photos and a bio on him. I will not release too much information on our newest member...as I know he will be the cream in all of you guys coffee!! I'm takign it upon myself to totally revamp the website...so please show your support by going once is updated. Anyone interested in a demo should contact us at our new email firstname.lastname@example.org
thats all for now...
|Tuesday, August 19th, 2003|
|my my my latte's and rye..
"where the hell have my french slut latte updates been?!" you ask..
well, me and jen, ok! went to france (afterall we are french) and recorded our first CD! we haven't decided on a title yet, but once we get more internet smart we shall put our favorite song up!
so.. BE EXCITED!!! french slut latter hittin' you soon!
also, we hear mindless self indulgence is looking for an opening band for their NYC shows in december.
HOWS ABOUT RECOMMENDING THE FRENCH SLUT LATTE!!
SUPERSIZED! over and out- WIG PANTS
|Tuesday, May 20th, 2003|
|when a lattes on a bagel, you can eat latte any time?
soooo wow! its been awhile since a french slut updated this.
well my weekend was really fun,
on friday, me and Jen, OK! went to the independent coffee exploters anonymous film festival. it was really great! lots of new films, like "who spilled my coffee?", the sequal to "who left the coffee pot on?" was truly excellent! i think it might have in fact, been better then the first one. Jen, OK! dissagreed and said the acting was poor, and that it just truly didn't capture the essence of the main characters depression after his coffee got spilled. i guess i can agree, i would have looked more dissapointed. either way, Richard Gere was EXCELLENT for that role!
They also had some animated features, which were hysterical! like "Adventures of Coffee Mcstirrer and Starbuck" which was about a cowboy named Coffee Mcstirrer and his horse Starbuck saving a town from a bunch of coffee bean stealing indians.
Then they played some of the classic films like the always heartbreaking, "Lattes gone bad" and "Skim milk no more".
we had a great time, and ended the night be sleeping with security guards and then hitting up starbucks for some latte.
saturday, me and Jen, OK! went to a party at Alabama High. it was weird seeing our old childhood friends. Alabama is a strange place, they don't serve latte warm and they use fresh milk straight out the cow! it was amazing. they even gave us the key to the city since we were French.
Sunday we didnt do much, just hung around at Jen, OK!'s place and wrote some songs. it's amazing how easy me and miss OK! get in an argument. she said we needed 12 men in the bed to be inspired, when i thought a mere 7 was sufficiant. then again, we did write some great songs. so she was right.
and that was my super fun weekend! how was yers? Current Mood: hot
|Thursday, May 8th, 2003|
|Monday, May 5th, 2003|
|brown sugar! just like a latte should..
so, as i layed in bed being pummeled by 2 hot men and sipping a latte, i called up my mother to discuss the ever controversial issue of ice lattes.
now everyone loves the occaisonal frappucino and ice coffee, but a latte on ice? is that considered sanitary? i would think the plague could arise from such a tragedy. ice cubes in your latte is like an american in france, everyone hates it! i said this to my manwhore, chuck, and he disagreed claiming he ALWAYS puts ice cubes in his latte because its usually to hot to drink immediately. well, i for one know how badly you want to drink a latte quickly, but manwhore chuck was stripped of his duties, (in the bad way), for making such a comment and ruining such a latte.
le sigh, my bed weeps for you chuck.
and my latte misses you no more. Current Mood: disappointed
|Tuesday, April 29th, 2003|
Ok kiddies....seeing as though we are MUSICIANS...and are only good at music...our website could use some help....if there are people who read this journal who are good at website stuff..and would like to help us improve our site...It would be really hot of you....and we'll sleep with you. So we are gonna start on making our Lyrics page...cuz we know you are ALL anxious to learn all the words to all of our songs...!!
|Sunday, April 27th, 2003|
today i had a latte.
it was the tastiest hot goodness i've experienced in a few hours.
i also slept with about 8 and a half men.
and 2.9 women.
now i will go perform les miserables to my mirror and perhaps... have another latte! Current Mood: naughty
|thats so sad
So we didnt get to record this weekend like planned. But we did manage to have a short photo shoot. We'll be putting the pictures on the site extremely soon.
about that latte. IT WAS EXCELLENT. Current Mood: amused